Here are some funny jokes for kids that have kept my little ones laughing non-stop! We recently asked our Facebook community to share their best jokes, and the response was amazing—so many giggles! A huge thank you to everyone who contributed a joke. Feel free to drop your favorite joke in the comments below, and I’ll keep adding them to the list.
Nothing beats the sound of kids laughing out loud!
### Funny Jokes for Kids
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#### Animal Jokes for Kids
1. **Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?**
They hide pretty well, don’t they?! – Pamela
2. **Why can’t a tyrannosaurus clap?**
Because it’s extinct! – Sharyce
3. **What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?**
Stuck! – Jodie
4. **What do you call a blind dinosaur?**
A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda
5. **What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t take a bath?**
A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey
6. **Why do fish live in salt water?**
Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina
7. **Knock knock. Who’s there?**
Cow.
Cow who?
No, silly, cows don’t say “who,” they say “mooooo!” – Jaimie
8. **Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?**
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda
9. **Knock knock. Who’s there?**
Interrupting cow.
Interr… MOO!! (The fun is in shouting “MOO!” to interrupt the person before they can finish the joke. My kids crack up every time!) – Keri
10. **What do cows read with breakfast?**
A moooospaper! – Amber
11. **What do you call a deer with no eyes?**
No-eye-deer (no idea). – Kim
12. **Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended?**
Because he was a cheetah (cheater)! – Candice
13. **What do you call a cow that just had a baby?**
De-calf-inated. – Brenda
14. **Knock knock. Who’s there?**
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna
15. **What does a piece of toast wear to bed?**
His pa-JAM-as! – Laken
16. **What do you call cows that are laying down?**
Ground beef. – Brenda
17. **I was going to cook an alligator, but realized I only had a croc pot.** – Lisa
18. **What is a koala’s favorite drink?**
A Koka-Koala or a Pina Koala! – Zahra
#### Silly Kid Jokes about Food
19. **Two muffins are in an oven. One says, “Sure is hot in here!” The other one says, “Holy smokes! A talking muffin!”** – Nate
20. **What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?**
A carrot! – Kristin
21. **Why did the orange lose the race?**
Because he ran out of juice. – Jessie
22. **Where do Pirates like to eat?**
ARRRRby’s (Arby’s)! – Danyale
23. **What kind of shoes do bananas wear?**
Slippers! – Renee
24. **Why won’t cannibals eat clowns?**
Because they taste funny! – Colleen
25. **What has eyes but can’t see?**
A potato! – Randi
26. **What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?**
Cool Ranch! – Ellyn
27. **What do you give a sick lemon?**
Lemon-AID! – Jac
28. **Knock Knock! Who’s there?**
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside! – Crystal
29. **What did the french fry say to the slow hamburger?**
KETCHUP! – Alice
30. **What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?**
Ba-na-na-na (to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth)! – Teri
And that’s just the beginning! From animals to food, these kid-friendly jokes are sure to bring out the giggles. Got a funny one we missed? Share it in the comments and let’s keep the laughter going!
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Category: Parenting, Family Fun, Humor
Audience: Parents, caregivers, teachers, and anyone looking for fun, kid-friendly jokes.